Dish Towels

Dish Towel - "My Ability to Remember Song Lyrics from the 80's Far Exceeds My Ability to Remember Why I walked Into the Kitchen".

Dish Towel - "You Drink Too Much. You Cuss Too Much. You Have Questionable Morals. You're Everything I Ever Wanted in a Friend."

Dish Towel - "I Used To Think I Had Some Control Over My Life. Now, I Just Pull Up a Chair and Watch the Shit Show Unfold Before Me."

Dish Towel - “I Keep Trying to Make Protein Shakes but They Keep Turning Out as Margaritas”

Dish Towel - “Mr. Rogers did not Adequately Prepare me for the People in my Neighborhood”

Dish Towel - “I’m the Kind of Person Who Says Hi To Dogs”

Dish Towel - “Instead of Saying ‘Have A Nice Day’ I Think I’ll Say ‘Have the Day You Deserve’ … You Know, Let Karma Sort That Shit Out”

Dish Towel - “Alexa … Pour More Wine”