All Kitchen

Dish Towel - “I Keep Trying to Make Protein Shakes but They Keep Turning Out as Margaritas”

Dish Towel - “Mr. Rogers did not Adequately Prepare me for the People in my Neighborhood”

Dish Towel - “I Pretend to Like People Everday, It’s Called Being an Adult. That’s Why we are Allowed to Buy Alcohol”

Dish Towel - “Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind and an Indecent Mouth”

Dish Towel - “They Say God Only Gives You What You Can Handle … Apparently God Thinks I’m a Badass”

Dish Towel - “I’m the Kind of Person Who Says Hi To Dogs”

Dish Towel - “Instead of Saying ‘Have A Nice Day’ I Think I’ll Say ‘Have the Day You Deserve’ … You Know, Let Karma Sort That Shit Out”

Dish Towel - “When I Finish Eating Something I Have To Show My Hands to The Dog …. Like a Blackjack Dealer”